(Kiss the Girls) PDF ´ James Patterson

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  • Kiss the Girls
  • James Patterson
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  • 06 October 2019
  • 9781538714485

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read & download Kiss the Girls James Patterson ´ 6 download Kiss the Girls free read Ë 106 Ng a series of murders is killed In Chapel Hill North Carolina a beautiful medical intern suddenly disappears In the seuel to Along Came a Spider Washington DC's Alex Cro. In the entire history of my mature reading spanning back to when I picked up Fahrenheit 451 at 15 I don t think I ve ever read a single sentence as soul crushingly brain batteringly rage inducingly bad as He made a noise It sounded like yaaaaaaagh HE MADE A NOISE IT SOUNDED LIKE YAAAAAAAGHReaders of popular fiction this is what your favorite authors think of you They think you re only capable of processing things at a fourth grade level that simply having a character shout YAAAAAAGH isn t enough emphasis has to be placed on how the noise sounded like yagh but didn t necessarily have to be yagh it could ve been something closely related like yargh or even yogh People who write sentences like that shouldn t be allowed publishing deals they should be sent back to freshman creative writing class and kept there until they never type a sentence like that again Of course it might not be the fault of Patterson but of his small army of ghost writers And don t tell me it s just pulp fiction Raymond Chandler wouldn t write a sentence like that If Philip Marlowe was real he d probably give Patterson a smack for that one It s just asinine There are plenty sentences like that and bad sentences aren t even the worst thing about the four chapters of this book I read before I set it down in disgust the holy shit italics and flat characterization just might be even painful Is this really how low the bar for popular fiction sits I ll stick to the literary stuff thanks Carl Webers Kingpins up Fahrenheit 451 at 15 I don t think I ve ever read a single sentence as soul crushingly brain batteringly rage inducingly bad as He made a noise It sounded like yaaaaaaagh HE MADE A NOISE IT SOUNDED LIKE YAAAAAAAGHReaders of popular fiction this is what your favorite authors think of you They think you re only capable of processing things at a fourth grade level that simply having a character shout YAAAAAAGH isn t enough emphasis has to be placed on how the noise sounded like yagh but didn t necessarily have to be yagh it could ve been something closely related like yargh or even yogh People who write sentences like that shouldn t be allowed publishing deals they should be sent back to freshman creative writing class and kept there Captive Embraces Captive #2 until they never type a sentence like that again Of course it might not be the fault of Patterson but of his small army of ghost writers And don t tell me it s just pulp fiction Raymond Chandler wouldn t write a sentence like that If Philip Marlowe was real he d probably give Patterson a smack for that one It s just asinine There are plenty sentences like that and bad sentences aren t even the worst thing about the four chapters of this book I read before I set it down in disgust the holy shit italics and flat characterization just might be even painful Is this really how low the bar for popular fiction sits I ll stick to the literary stuff thanks

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read & download Kiss the Girls James Patterson ´ 6 download Kiss the Girls free read Ë 106 Join Alex Cross on his most terrifying murder case yet in this #1 New York Times bestseller and one of PBS's 100 Great American ReadsIn Los Angeles a reporter investigati. Okay I am getting hooked on Alex Cross and may now have to read this series straight through I really enjoy the pace of these books the way each short chapter jumps straight to the next so the reader has no opportunity to put the book down I read this one in one day staying up far too late in order to finish it and loved every minute of it There is a lot of violence against women in it that is its main theme after all since the murderers are insane rapists So if that kind of stuff offends you then do not read it Otherwise I recommend Alex Cross to anyone who enjoys a good murder mystery Carl Webers Kingpins up far too late in order to finish it and loved every minute of it There is a lot of violence against women in it that is its main theme after all since the murderers are insane rapists So if that kind of stuff offends you then do not read it Otherwise I recommend Alex Cross to anyone who enjoys a good murder mystery

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read & download Kiss the Girls James Patterson ´ 6 download Kiss the Girls free read Ë 106 Ss is back to solve the most baffling and terrifying murder case ever Two clever pattern killers are collaborating cooperating competing and they are working coast to coa. Alex Cross is a cop A damn good cop He s 6 3 tall taut with muscles and strikingly handsome He s a doctor too A damn good doctor A psychologist to the slum kids His washboard stomach gleams in the afternoon light as he plays Nora Jones and Coltrane on his piano stroking his children s heads with his other arms The phone rings and he wonders if it s the FBI again offering him that job running the DC police He lets it ring again and again and again He really doesn t have time for the FBI Because he s a damn good father tooWhat utter utter utter trashAs in Like Water For Elephants every character in this Mills Boon spinoff action novel is beautiful perfect confident doubt and flaw less cultured smart handsome and wears a sixpack Every honorable character knows the right thing to do when to do it how to do it why it needs to be done Like the black belt karate expert Cormac McCarthy reading academic honors med student model who s kidnapped and repeatedly raped by a serial killer then falls 30 yards into a shallow rocky stream and hours later joins the FBI on the killer s manhunt What sniveling pathetic horrid trashPicked this up hoping for a complex and addictive Dragon Tattoo thriller or perhaps even some cheap and fun David Goodis styled pulp but no This was Mills Boon trash